Me.

Please excuse the very inartistic facial expression.
My self-timer requires me to press the button, make sure the camera does not fall off the hay bale, run over to the building, then jump up and try to pose without falling off, in a matter of 10 seconds.
Coordination is not one of my talents.

I do like this because I did not have to retouch for acne at all ^.^ Or to cover the fact that I hadn't shaved in a week Morning sunlight is a very nice thing.